Tune in next week to see me featured on the news for having gone on a rampage at my local Comcast branch.
In other news, can I get you a cappuccino? I live at the coffee shop now. It’s no bother.
While I continue holding on the phone (the hold music includes the song “Sorry,” which is so appropriate), why don’t you go check out the Amazon Friday Sale?
If you buy enough stuff, I can combine all the nickels I get and maybe get some reliable internet service.