I’ve never understood why stores like to refer to large sales as liquidations. I mean, I know what they mean, but my inner 10-year-old boy hears “liquidation” and thinks “liquefy(cation),” and then I picture the entire store awash in a tidal wave. As I’m sure everyone else does.

(You… don’t? It’s just me? Oh. Alrighty then. Hey, look over there! Something shiny!)

Anyway, you can call it a liquidation or you can just call it a really big sale, but SmartBargains has just about everything marked down. There’s even some designer shoes in a $12.98 section (be still, my heart). There’s lots of small electrics and other stuff, too. You might want to check it out.

But wear your raincoat! Hahahaha! (Still just me? Okay, then.)