Hey, have you heard? I think it’s Mother’s Day this weekend. Now, I’m sure your mother would be delighted with a heartfelt card or even just a phone call to say “I love you,” but I could be wrong. Maybe you were particularly rotten this year. If so, you might want to check out the select jewelry and watches currently on sale at Amazon with free expedited shipping. I’m just sayin’.

Now. How old do my kids have to be before I can convince them that diamond earrings are a perfect Mother’s Day gift (provided that they get a great deal on them, natch)?