Been thinking about the Atkins diet or something similar? I haven’t. I happen to like carbs. Carbs are delicious! But I think I may have some extra carbs right here on my rear end. In fact, I think those carbs may be sneaking in at night and shrinking my jeans. It’s very puzzling.
No matter. Now I can try either the Atkins shakes or bars for free and decide whether I might be able to tolerate such things for long enough to expand my jeans back up to their normal size.