Want to get in on the weekend’s sales, but don’t want to leave the house? I feel you.

Let’s see here.

You can get $5 standard shipping at Kohls through June 2nd, no coupon needed. That’s probably only slightly more than you’d spend in gas to go to the store, and this way you don’t have to try to find things in racks all pushed too close together (maybe that’s just my store, but I was feeling mighty claustrophobic there, yesterday).

Or bop on over to Target online and take $5 off your $50+ order or $10 off your $100+ order with coupon code TCGD7RT4 (thanks, Kayla!).

Maybe you’re looking to get healthy this weekend, rather than just shop til you drop. Okay, then. Over at GNC they’re running their buy one, get the second 50% off special on the GNC brand. This is the time to stock up on vitamins or supplements, so that you have enough energy to shop some more. (Kidding! Mostly.)

Over at SmartBargains, buy two or more Clearance items and get an additional 10% off. We like clearance, my preshus, yes we do. An extra 10% off is just frosting.

Okay, that should hold you over for a bit. I have to go eat charred animal flesh with my friends now.