It’s time for a sale at Eastern Mountain Sports, for dads and grads who are mad or sad or glad, and people named Brad.
Maybe not for Brad. Poor Brad! Don’t be sad, Brad! That’d be bad!
Whatever; if they want to have a sale, who are we to argue? And they’re offering all sorts of goodies in there, like free shipping on your entire order if you buy a pair of Keens, or Crocs Aspens on a Buy One Pair, Get One Pair Free special.
Maybe there’s even something there for you. Wouldn’t that be rad?