Would you like to take a spa vacation at the Canyon Ranch Resort? Wow, so would I. I wonder if we can convince anyone to pay for it.
Oh, wait. I know! We could enter this sweepstakes (if you win, you have to take me with you) for a chance to win just such a trip.
Then at the bottom, where the teeny tiny checkboxes are, you want to be sure to check yes to “Would you try a chocolate flavored Post Shredded Wheat cereal?” Not necessarily because that sound like a good idea, but because they’ll probably send you some and you’ve got to be at least a little curious.