Dude, it’s Think About Becoming A Vegetarian Day!

Oh, wait. That’s not it.

Actually, it’s Free Hot Dog on a Stick Day! (Same thing.) If that sounds good, find a location near you and go enjoy your free dog between 5 and 8 tonight.

(I’m going to stick to bacon. It’s just as bad for me, but at least I know which part of the animal it is.)