I completely forgot that today is Friday. I mean I just plumb forgot.
And it can’t be Friday without the Friday Sale at Amazon. I’m sorry; I’ve let you down.
I’d scope out some of the deals for you, but there’s a very burly woman here packing up my china and she told me to get my computer unhooked. I’m a little afraid of her, so I’m going to do what she says. Now you go forth and shop me proud.