… and your holy grail is the Ultimate Toilet Bowl Cleaner…
(in which case… ummm… get a hobby?)
you might want to try the Scotch-Brite disposable toilet scrubber for free by combining an in-store coupon with a rebate.
You know me; I’m not huge on rebates. Plus I don’t really believe cleaning toilets requires a whole separate arsenal of products, but to each her own. May all your bowls be shiny!