Listen, you couldn’t pay me to go into a Toys ‘R’ Us store if I didn’t have to. I just find toy stores scary places, in general, filled with a lot of brightly-colored plastic and dozens of shrieking children whose parents seem to have vaporized. But that’s me.
If you’re braver than I am, you can print yourself out a coupon and go get a free toy within the next few days, no purchase necessary. Good luck.