I have officially run out of different ways to promote their constant coupons. So I hereby introduce… Restaurant.com MadLibs! Cut out and play with all your friends.
Oh, [exclamation]! It’s time for another Restaurant.com [noun]. It’s been [length of time] since the last one! Thank [proper noun], because I’m sure you were getting [adjective]. You should take your [relative] out to [meal] with [number] of these.
Just use code WISHBONE through November 20th, 2007, to take 50% off your [noun]. That’ll [adverb] get you $25 dining certificates for just $5! What a [adjective] [noun]!