(I am speaking, of course, of the things you can count on in life.)
(Notice that I did not include “getting sick while on vacation” on that list, even though I am. Harumph.)
Anyway. You do not care about my sad tale of woe, but you do care about the Amazon Friday Sale. Which is fine. Trust me, the Friday Sale is more interesting.
Unfortunately, I’m not quite up to going through it for you today, so you’re on your own. Go buy yourself something nice (provided it’s deeply discounted, of course).