I do believe that the folks at Amazon’s are Patriots fans, y’all. How else can we explain a Kitchen and Home One Day Sale right on the heels of the Friday Sale? Clearly, they’re trying to ease my pain.

There’s too many deals to list, but this stainless steel frother for 80% off would be a good place to start. Or the Vacu Vin wine saver for 60% off. Both are part of the 4-for-3 promotion, by the way, so whether you’re buying gifts or stocking up for yourself, there’s even better deals to be had if you’re buying several things.

(Hmmmm. Weird. I still want to kick Tom Brady in the shins. I guess Amazon isn’t as powerful as I thought.)