Heck, I think this thing might scramble eggs for you, if only you can figure out how to program it.
Right now the HP OfficeJet 4315 All-In-One Printer is just $49.99 ($39.99 if you haven’t used Google Checkout yet!) with free shipping at Buy.com. (It’s currently selling for $80 at Amazon.) It prints, scans, copies, and faxes. I hear it tells a mean knock-knock joke, too.
Not a bad deal on a decent machine, if you don’t need a top-of-the-line system.
Stop what’cher doing and buy a new printer!
My mom thanks you. She’s been looking at getting one of these guys for awhile now…