If you’re a cubicle-dweller, surely you already know all about Despair.com, your one-stop shop for motivational items that sport sayings such as “There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Well, today is their big sale—no joke! But you need the login information to access the site, today. Just use userid april and password fools to partake in the savings, and stock up on gifts for all of those special folks with whom you work, or to help yourself or a friend get through the days with those folks. Heh.