My son is overly fond of sentences that start out, “What if….” And he’s not asking about what would happen if everyone is good and kind, either. He wants to know what would happen if everyone had twelve arms! And the ability to breathe fire! And bionic hearing!
(He is not currently for sale, but keep checking back!)
Anyway, I’m sure he’d be very disappointed by this deal at Buy.com for a Samsung ML-2510 laser printer, because—in spite of being highly-rated, and $94.99 with free shipping and a $50 available rebate (through April 20th, 2008), making it net $45—it doesn’t, you know, shoot lasers.