Fortunately, right now there are some really awesome markdowns to be had at Hanes.com!
Unfortunately, the site is running a little bit slow.
Fortunately, I also have this handy-dandy coupon which will give you free shipping on any size order; use coupon code 42637.
Unfortunately, the site will allow you to add anything to your shopping bag—even stuff that’s out of stock. (You’ll be able to see it’s out of stock at checkout.)
Fortunately, you’re all such frugal shoppers, you’re probably willing to endure a bit of annoyance to get the best bargains.
Unfortunately, I hate to share a deal that’s such a pain in the you-know-where, but the deals are so good that I felt like I had to.
Fortunately, you’re soooooo pretty, I’m sure you’ll manage.