Apparently today is the absolutely hugest, biggest, most enormous One Day Sale at Macy’s the world has ever seen.

Totally different from all of those other one day sales they’ve had, I’m sure.

So, yeah, I’m skeptical, but still, I do love me some Macy’s savings. They’ve got a whole bunch of Dooney & Bourke stuff half off, for example. Not exactly cheap, but if you’re in the market, it’s hard to turn down savings like that.

(Until the next gigantic sale, anyway.)