Don’t forget to check out the Wednesday Deals at JC Penney; those weird wood sculptures that they were sure I would “also like” from a few weeks ago are featured.

And really, who doesn’t need more weird wood sculptures?

There’s also some nifty-looking silverware and an electric martini shaker, just in case you’re too lazy to shake your own. I guess it’s really true that they have everything at Penney’s….