As much as it pains me to post this in the middle of the summer, I live to serve.
There was a lot of interest last year in polarfleece bed sheets, which caused my skin to crawl even while I was having hot flashes. There is nothing that sounds worse to me that fleece sheets, but I’m always too warm and I live in Georgia, so don’t go by me. Maybe you live in an area nicknamed the Arctic Tundra and fleece sheets sound like a dandy idea to you. If so, now’s the time to buy: Amazon has fleece sheet sets in all sizes, ranging from under $8 for twin to around $12 for king.
These would be good for winter camping, I suppose, if nothing else.
Just please don’t tell me about it. The very thought makes me sweat.