Hey hey hey, it’s Wednesday! (That rhymes, but isn’t as much fun to say as, “Hey hey hey, it’s Faaaaaat Albert!”) (Note to self: slow down on the coffee.)
Don’t forget the JC Penney Wednesday Deals. They have some nice ties in there, available in extra-long, too, if you happen to have an extra-long guy (I do, and finding ties for him is positively annoying).
You have an extra-long guy!? Snorfle! (OK, I’m a ten-year-old boy).
Ahahahaa. Lucky you.