Who doesn’t want to find Darth Vader in their stocking on Christmas morning?
Okay, well, sure, most people don’t, but many short people, childish people (say, actual children! or husbands!) do, and so for them, I give you this:
It’s a fabulous little Darth Vader figure with commemorative coin and coin folder for just $3 shipped.
And it will allow you to make geeky Star Wars jokes all Christmas morning. That’s priceless.