No, I didn’t forget about the contest. I was just busy crawling all over Amazon with a fine-toothed comb, trying to ferret out every last toy deal. Ahem. (It’s not unlike ridding your child of lice, though it doesn’t call for putting all the stuffed animals into a trash bag.) (Yeah, that metaphor went off the rails pretty quickly. Sorry about that.)

Anyway! So we had this little contest for some very high-end beauty products that none of you actually need because you’re already ravishingly beautiful, and my friend the random number generator has selected two winners, each of whom will receive a month’s supply of Viviscal and a bottle of DermaScyne.

Without further ado: Our winners are commenters 239 and 204, Rachel and Jill! Congratulations, ladies! Please check your email!

Big thanks to all who played, and special thanks to the magical helper PR elves at KMR who donated the prizes.

If you didn’t win this time, please don’t fret—there are always more chances to win yourself something fabulous coming up!