Oh. Oh, no. Guess what’s now available for pre-order? Guess what’s probably never going to go on sale, and I’m never going to own, but I would consider swapping you one of my children for?
Yeah. The new Amazon Kindle.
Wouldn’t that make an awesome Valentine’s gift (I guess it would have to be an I.O.U., but still) for your favorite bibliophile? I mean, yes, sure, extravagant. I know. I know.
Still. Do you think my husband would mind if I found myself a sugar daddy?