I have to say, I think that this guide to romance is kind of horrifying.
But in a really hilarious way.
And for $5 shipped, really, it’s just the sort of thing to have it in your gift closet for that time when nothing other than Captain Kirk’s Guide to Women will do. Oh, come on. You know there are times like that.
(It would be wrong to have my kids give this to my ex for Father’s Day, right?)