I don’t ski or snowboard because 1) I hate snow and 2) I have zero coordination. Combine those two things and you’re left with someone who should never, ever be allowed to strap slippery things to her feet.

Not even virtually! (I mean, I could fall off my balance board and hurt myself.)

If you’re more coordinated than I am, you might want to check out today’s Amazon Gold Box Deals for the Shaun White Snowboard game for every possible platform. It’s around $15 for PlayStation 2 and Nintendo DS, and about $30 for the Wii. (Plus, if you don’t already own a Wii Fit, if you buy one today they’ll knock another $10 off the snowboarding game and you can get it for under $20!)

You go enjoy. I’ll just be sitting riiiiight here in my chair. Where I’m safe.