(That’s sort of like Hammer Time, but without the goofy pants.)
(If you’re too young to know what Hammer Time is, you are a whippersnapper and need to get off my yard immediately.)
Ahem. Where was I? Oh! Right! It’s Buy 1 Get 1 Free or Buy 2 Get 3 Free time at Puritan’s Pride again, so this is when you need to stock up on vitamins and supplements and stuff. But it gets ever better, because if you use coupon code TE5PP1E you’ll also get a year’s supply of Turtle Wax! Oh, wait. No you won’t. But you will get $15 off your $40+ purchase, as well as free shipping.
(I should really not be allowed on the internet this early in the morning.)
Of course, I associate that brand of vitamins with my FIL, who is the type who may as well have a cane to shake at people/whippersnappers.
MC Hammer! Now there’s someone who could really benefit from your advice.
That would be a good reality show, too. I’d totally tune in to Bravo to watch you teach MC Hammer how to shop wisely.
I took Maybelline to the doctor’s yesterday and she burst out laughing at a stop sign. Someone had spray painted “Hammertime” under the Stop.
Can’t touch this!
Yeah, I even got a free “vitamin caddy” when I used that coupon code.