Check out today’s Graveyard Mall Deal of the Day—it’s an assortment of lava lamps so vast, you could totally get one to match every room in the house. Then you could nickname the place Casa Lava and the neighbors would look at you funny, but it would be totally worth it.
No? Oh, fine. How about just one? I’ve yet to meet a kid who doesn’t think these things are the coolest invention ever. (Got tweens? I’m thinking gift closet….)