I feel like I spend a huge quantity of my life in pursuit of The Perfect Pants™, much to my chagrin. (Possibly I should be on my elliptical, pursuing The Perfect Rear™, instead. Nah.) When I find ones I like, I stock up.
If you dig the pants at The Limited, it’s your lucky day! Buy one pair of pants and they’ll give you $25 off a second pair. Sounds like a deal to me, unless someone wants to find me a deal on my pre-children body.
The nice thing about my rear end is that, if I don’t strain to look at it, I don’t see it.
Now *that’s* perfect design, don’t ya think?
are The Perfect Pants and The Perfect Rear really trademarked phrases?