So I’m thinking to myself, “Self, what sorts of Cyber Monday deals could they possibly have at drugstore.com that would be worth it? Am I going to gift folks with hair color and antacids?”

But then I went and looked and was appropriately chided for my closed-mindedness. Turns out that they have GPS units and ripsticks and all sorts of things, at great prices for today only.

And I’m not just saying that because they have two different kinds of marshmallow shooters, either.