Hey, Valentine’s Day is coming up. Soon my children will be clamoring to buy little cardboard cards at the store, and we’ll be arguing over things like whether or not it’s ever appropriate to hand your friends a somewhat scantily clad Miley Cyrus (answer: no).
Actually, forget all that. This year I’m ordering this box of Valentine’s Fun Dip from Amazon for just $10.84 shipped (with that awesome free Prime trial I have right now). It’s 144 packets of Fun Dip with cards, which means it’s character-free (no arguments!) and, you know, sugar, so both kids will be thrilled.
And 144 packets sounds like a lot, I know, but given that this stuff should have an almost infinite shelf life, I can just hang on to it for next year, too. Heh.