Apparently you can shop as little or as much as you like today at the Dockers online store and your order will ship for free, automatically. Why? I don’t know. Perhaps April 26th is the yearly holiday to commemorate khakis. Really, does it matter? Free shipping is free shipping. (Free returns, too, in case you’re worried about that.)

There’s some cute stuff in the clearance, section too. (Relax, guys. I’m referring to the women’s clearance, though you’re plenty cute, too.) I may have to order that black pencil skirt. For $15 it seems like I could hardly go wrong.

(Thanks for the heads up, Peggy! You’re pretty!)