I’m not entirely sure why Amazon has chosen to have a Spotlight Deals Event on DVDs just before Mother’s Day—perhaps they’re telling us that the greatest gift you can give Mom is some quality time with the television?—but I’m just going to go with it. When there’s savings like this to be had, I try not to ask too many questions.

Plus, I always like to pick up some DVDs for Father’s Day. Because everyone knows that tacitly promising your husband some uninterrupted viewing time really is the greatest gift you can give him. I mean, at least it’s the best gift I’m willing to discuss in polite company.

What?