Okay, well, maybe not 99. Nevertheless, it is that time again—time to take 70% off your Restaurant.com dining certificate purchase with coupon code SAVOR.
That’ll get you $25 of fine dining for just $3 out-of-pocket, which means you have enough money left for a babysitter. Or you can tie the kids up in the basement and have wine and dessert!
What? I don’t even have a basement.
I am SO bummed. None of the restaurants in our area do this.
Yeah, but I bet your house has an attic. Or a small closet.
Alas, but not “The 99” – that chain in New England that my kids love (and my husband and I dread).