I’m actually on vacation, this week, but certain things still have to be done, like I still have to check on 6pm.com every day because of my deep concern for your fashion needs. I would never shop online from here at the beach, not even when they have a whole slew of Betsey Johnson clothing for up to 70% off, like today. Probably.

Also I would probably not care that today they also have Clarks and BCBG and Columbia on similar discounts. But I might point them out to you, because I care. (And also because the longer I work, the longer I can justify hanging out in here with the air conditioning.) (That’ll be our little secret.)