Drugstore.com wants to know why you never write. You say you’ll call, but you never do. Also, you’re too skinny. Are you eating enough? Nevermind, just leave us here to wonder.
Oh, wait. That’s not drugstore.com; my bad. That’s my (dearly departed) grandmother. No, actually, drugstore.com wants you to try them so badly, they’ve brought back a bonus deal from last month. Only they’ve made it even better.
See, if you’ve never shopped them before, right now you can go through that link and get automatic free shipping on your very first drugstore.com order, plus you’ll get a bonus $50 gift certificate to Restaurant.com.
Free shipping on stuff you have to buy anyway, plus an excuse for a nice meal out? Seriously, what are you waiting for?
I just ordered from them for the first time over a week ago. Darn!
Though it’s been over a week since I ordered and they have still yet to ship…..