Did you know that Amazon has a whole FURminator Store? It’s true! I’m mesmerized. Those videos of animals being brushed out and producing entire clouds of hair are endlessly fascinating to me.
My dog has hair, so she doesn’t shed. I’m suddenly feeling a little deprived. And like maybe I should get a cat. (Sure, I’m allergic, but the cat FURminator is currently under $9!)
It’s possible that I need professional help. I’m aware.