… when which of the following happens?
A) A box arrives, and you cannot for the life of you figure out what might be in it, because you’re actually waiting for several orders.
B) You open it in front of one of your children, totally forgetting that one of the things you ordered was Guitar Hero 5. For Christmas.
C) You quickly pull out the other items and begin soliloquizing about how funny it is to get pillowcases and an exercise ball in the same box! Haha!
D) Later you scurry to the computer to track your other orders, because you’re pretty sure you have a guitar coming, and you may need to create a diversion.
E) All of the above.
And how was your evening?