This is going to be one of those “Oh, how about for teacher gifts!” sorts of things where I end up purchasing and eating it all before it ever makes it out of the house, but points for good intentions, right?

Hop on over to today’s Chicago Groupon and look in the right sidebar for today’s online deal—$19 gets you $45 to spend at Chocolate Gourmet (whose website is currently slammed thanks to all the Groupon customers). How can you not think impure thoughts about a site where you can buy “damn good cookies” and “ugly truffles?” Yum. (Oh, they’re an Oprah pick, too.)

Groupon, you complete me.