I have a thing for babies. They’re adorable! They wear wee, squee-tastic clothing! But they keep me from sleeping, which is why two was my limit. Now I will just have to snoogle your baby whenever I need a fix.
Be that as it may, right now Diapers.com is offering up to 40% off their huge assortment of positively ovary-achingly-cute Halloween costumes for little ones. It’s like they’re trying to incapacitate me with baby lust.
And don’t forget—shipping is free on your $49+ order, but add anything from Soap.com to your shared cart and reach a total of $25+, and that’ll ship for free, too. (If that isn’t the greatest excuse you’ve ever heard to grab a tube of toothpaste or something, I don’t know what is.)
So go ahead; dress your baby in something ridiculous. Then bring him over here. I promise to only nibble on him a little.
That’s why I’m glad I have a niece. She’s adorable and I get to nibble on her! And smell her head! And buy her adorable clothes!