Look, it’s not that I don’t appreciate it when Hanna Andersson has a sale, because I totally do. And 20% off nearly everything is great, don’t get me wrong.
But I can’t get behind them calling is the “Get What You Wish Sale.” Because if we’re going with what I wished for, I wish for at least 50% off. Or—heck, why not—free Swedish cotton all around! Look under your chair! Everyone reading this blog gets a free pair of stripey long johns, woooooo!
I know, I know. I’m just sayin’. Why not just call it the 20% Off Nearly Everything Sale? Truth in advertising, people. Learn it. Love it.