I’ve decided to change Wednesday’s official name to Kohlsday. Do you think anyone will notice? (Related: At the conference this weekend, I may have used the phrase, “Those of us who like to worship at the altar of Kohls.” A lightning bolt did not come out of the sky and strike me for saying that, but I’m pretty sure I heard thunder.)

Listen, you know the drill: It’s Wednesday, which means the big sales are on at Kohls. Today is the last day to use coupon code FREE2MVC for free shipping on any order with your Kohls card, and coupon code EXTRA20 saves everyone (I think) 20%. Shipping is currently free on $75+, automatically.

I’m not saying you have to shop there, I’m just saying that for me there is very little that can be wrong on a Wednesday that a little bit of Kohls shopping can’t fix.