Oh no! You’re headed over to see a friend for New Year’s and you don’t have a gift! Plus you’re a little short on cash, you know, seeing as how you’re kind of all-holiday-shopped out.
Thank goodness you can pick up a Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2011 calendar with 2-day free Prime shipping for just $3.17! Not only is it beautiful (?), it’s functional! Why, it says right there: “Includes both zombie and Jane Austen holidays.” Thank goodness.
No need to thank me.