Hey, sorry about running off yesterday. Those darn kids, always needing things and bothering me, sheesh.
Why not start today off with the realization that yes, we must be very, very old: Today (February 26th, 2011) only, Eddie Bauer is celebrating their 91st (!!) anniversary. Use coupon code NINETYONE to save 30% on absolutely everything (even clearance, which is a rarity for Eddie Bauer), which will soothe the sting of realizing how very old we are.
I mean, c’mon. Even the wrinkle-free shirts are on sale. Get it? Old? Wrinkle-free? Oh, nevermind.