Bored? Lonely? Feeling like working and taking care of your family should take up all of your time?

Apply Woot-Off directly to your eyeballs! And for the kids, apply Kids Woot-Off directly to… um… also your eyeballs. Unless you’re in the habit of letting the kids shop online.

Really having a hard day? Well, that’s what the Wine Woot-Off is for, my friends….