Kids today! So spoiled! They think they should have top-of-the-line everything, and we’re absolutely no help because most often we give it to them.

Assuming you’d like to keep spoiling your precious schmoopykins, you might want to take a look at this Cadillac Escalade Freestyle Bike at Amazon, currently just $129 shipped. It looks like a pretty sweet ride, and it’ll enable you to say, “I bought you a Cadillac! Now go take out the trash!”

For comparison: Buy the same buy directly from the Cadillac Bike Store for $200, if you have an extra $70 to burn.

I kind of wish it came in larger sizes. I think my youngest has a 20″ now, and is about to need the next size up. Hmph.