On the one hand, if you’ve been thinking about getting some Nordic PowerTrek walking poles, today’s the day to hightail it over to Graveyard Mall, because they have a variety of sizes available for just $10 with free shipping.

On the other hand, Nordic walking poles? That’s… that’s the people who go walking with ski poles, right?

And on the third hard—just borrow one from a friend, let’s not get hung up on technicalities, here—I found myself completely mesmerized by the information video you can watch at the bottom of any of those product pages. Because the weight is transferred! And it burns more calories! And all of those people just look so happy!

I think I need to get out more.