I thought I posted this yesterday, but apparently I’m imagining things. (In case you’re wondering, I also imagined that I won the lottery and that my kids stopped bickering. It’s good to have dreams.)

Anyway, here you go: Through May 2nd, shop at Macy’s and use coupon code MACYSFF for 25% off most everything (10% off things like electronic and mattresses). Shipping on your $99+ order is always automatically free, too.

Hey, if Macy’s wants me to be part of their family, who am I to say no?