Wait, that title sounds wrong. It’s not that your teeth dissolve (ack!), it’s that the strips to whiten your teeth dissolve. Weird, right? But that’s what the new Listerine Whitening Quick Dissolve Strips do, and right now Amazon has ’em for $12.74 when you buy via Subscribe & Save, plus you can apply coupon code LISTRMOM for another 15% off, making ’em about $10 shipped. It’s the easiest way to a whiter smile—just apply and they dissolve on their own in 5-10 minutes.

I mean, I am almost positive they don’t dissolve your teeth. Seems like someone would’ve mentioned that in a review, if they did.

(I would make a terrible dentist. I’m aware.)